in which i get inventive with ice cream

just had vanilla ice cream with raspberry preserves. I don't care what anyone says vanilla ice cream should not be eaten alone. tinned peaches, pecans, digestive biscuits, anything. I can mix anything with ice cream, and will. Before the raspberry preserve i was desperate for some classic vanilla and chocolate sauce. But alas, the cupboard is empty. I blame England for not having imported Hershey's syrup yet (Oh America, how i miss thee)... Not to worry though, improvise. Turn away from the kitchen and to the bedroom draws... Now, where did I leave that chocolate body paint?